How to Relax Without Getting the Axe: A Survival Guide to the New Workplace

By Stanley Bing

“Nobody pricks company balloons greater than Stanley Bing.”
New York Post

The final satirist of company the United States, bestselling writer Stanley Bing (Sun Tzu used to be a Sissy, loopy Bosses) now bargains an outrageous “Survival advisor to the recent place of work” with How to chill with no Getting the Axe—an eminently invaluable guide that indicates you ways to retire at the task whereas nonetheless taking on (window) workplace area and drawing a major wage. Succeeding in company with no quite attempting is straightforward the Bing method. How to chill with out Getting the awl shows you all of the fine details, whereas proving right the evaluation of renowned radio host Don Imus that, “Bing is hilarious!”

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